So my friend, Amy, and I created profiles on OK Cupid a couple years ago and I forgot I was even on this free dating site, when I got this gem of an email. (not that I'm above internet dating as we all know) And he is wrong - we never corresponded.While flattering, I find his approach a bit smothering and the PS to be most unsettling. Any takers? Oh yeah, he's also 49.
I was looking through this site and I was quite surprised to see you here - you've probably forgotten me ( and perhaps I'm mistaken ) but I believe we corresponded briefly many, many, months ago.
I don't mean to pry, but I assume your presence here indicates you're still single, which completely baffles me, as you are obviously a very bright, charming, and attractive woman ( you really do have THE loveliest eyes imaginable !!!!!!! ) and clearly someone that anyone would be very fortunate to have in their life as a friend or lover ( after all, one doesn't meet a lovely, intelligent, ferociously literate(!), deliciously immodest, insatiably curious, flora and fauna appreciatin', burrito-savoring, crazies-collectin', culturally-sophisticated, artistically-sensitive, worldly, perfectly iconoclastic, multi-faceted, adventurous, outdoor-lovin', woman with a steering-wheel cover hat every day ! )
I don't know what, if anything, I might now write that would move you to reconsider your position, or soften your stance, but I would still be very enthusiastic about meeting you. As I'm sure you're well aware, it's so hard to find a nice,bright, interesting, unattached, person, ( which you clearly are ) that when I do, I am never nonchalant - so please excuse my completely sincere enthusiasm.
I hope you'll seriously reconsider my invitation to CASUALLY meet - I think it would be great fun, perhaps even exciting, and I strongly suspect neither of us would come away thinking it had been a waste of time. As you live nearby, it would not require much time or energy, and for and such a nominal effort, wouldn't it be wonderful if something nice happened ?
Please give this some thought, I really would be delighted to have had the pleasure of your acquaintance.
Regards, Ira
P.S. I know some terrific local beaches. I will respectfully challenge you, I have a net-tent for cuddling, and I would graciously indulge ( and quite possibly adore ) your marvelously complex nature, intellectual curiosity, and emotional availability. There is absolutely nothing typical, average, or mainstream, about me, I have delicious pheromones, peculating chemistry, and I am fun like nobodies business !
10 years later I'm thinking - meh so he's a little... needy. What's a small obsessive disorder
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