I've been on Match four times now. I'm tired of the cliche "I enjoy a night on the town just as much as staying home and cuddling up with a good book or movie." So I tried a different approach this time...
Bitter, unsuccessful late 20s loser wallowing in an unending sea of inert, drooping loneliness looking for socially awkward, needy parasite to abuse with dull stories, pointless banter, tired sex and Air Supply albums.
I was hoping to weed out the humorless, but just received this reply from LunarMongoose,
a self-described "Rare fish out of Martian water seeking Earth-based lifeform."
Well I have no idea to what extent you were being either serious or sarcastic in your short description, but I couldn't identify more with bitter, unsuccessful, lonely and socially awkward so I had to at least say hi. Plus "inert" was a pretty cool word to toss in there. :) Sooo respond if you wanna talk, have sex, or anything in-between, or ignore me if you're not interested or alrdy found someone. As always I'll wistfully hope for the former and fully expect the latter hehe. Take care.
Revisiting this a near decade later, LunarMongoose don't sound so bad.
#whatcould'vebeen
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